Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Little rhino...

To the tune of ‘I’m a little teapot’

I’m a little rhino,
Strain in doubt
Bind with my canyon
Bind without
When I’ve replicated
Just the right amount
You’ll need to get a tissue to blow me out


[alternate: exacerbate your wheezing and cough me out]

Thanks to Cassandra Faux for putting this one together back in 2007.