Friday, 12 February 2016

Risk to the community of Zika virus after >insert detail< in Australia....unchanged at LOW

To my fellow Australians,

Despite this latest detection of Zika virus 

>insert day< 

in a 

>insert age, sex, whether pregnant, weeks pregnant, emotional status and any other information considered for inappropriate for publication by any group of reasonably minded people< 

in 

>insert street, hospital, city, state<, 

there has been no change to the level of risk to the Australian community.

>insert image of very distressed baby<

Overturn any water containers outside your house and sleep well.

Sweet dreams,

Virology Down Under.

#Zikasteria #ZeekOfNoTesting #Zikafied