Little rhino...

To the tune of ‘I’m a little teapot’

I’m a little rhino,

Strain in doubt

Bind with my canyon

Bind without

When I’ve replicated

Just the right amount

You’ll need to get a tissue to blow me out

[alternate: exacerbate your wheezing and cough me out]

Thanks to Cassandra Faux for putting this one together back in 2007.