To the tune of the twelve days of Xmas
In the first week of childcare,
some kids got sick with me
The lab said they might have
HRV
In the second week of
childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Two had paraflu,
and a few might have had an HRV
In the third week of childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Three had an entero
Two had paraflu
and a few had uncultivable HRV
In the fourth week of
childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Four had OC43
Three had an entero
Two had paraflu
and a few had untypeable HRVs
In the fifth week of childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Five had MPV
Four had OC43
Three had an entero
Two had paraflu
and a few had something like an
HEV
In the sixth week of childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Six had HKU1
Five had MPV
Four had OC43
Three had an entero
Two had paraflu
and a few had newly identified
HRVs
In the seventh week of
childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Seven had an adeno
Six had HKU1
Five had MPV
Four had OC43
Three had an entero
Two had paraflu
and a few had
pleconaril-resistant HRVs (we think!)
In the eighth week of
childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Eight had bocavirus
Seven had an adeno
Six had HKU1
Five had MPVs
Four had OC43
Three had an entero
Two had paraflus
and a few were PCR-positive for
HRV
In the ninth week of childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Nine had RSV
Eight had bocavirus
Seven had an adeno
Six had HKU1
Five had MPV
Four had OC43
Three had an entero
Two had paraflu
and a few had antigenically
distinct HRVs
In the tenth week of childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Ten had NL63
Nine had RSV
Eight had bocavirus
Seven had an adeno
Six had HKU1
Five had MPV
Four had OC43
Three had an entero
Two had paraflu
and a few had more than a
single HRV
In the eleventh week of
childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Eleven had Wuv and Kiv
Ten had NL63
Nine had RSV
Eight had bocavirus
Seven had an adeno
Six had HKU1
Five had MPV
Four had OC43
Three had an entero
Two had paraflu
and some came from a clade of
HRV (which was distinct!)
In the twelfth week of
childcare,
some kids got sick with me,
Twelve had IFAV
Eleven had Wuv and Kiv
Ten had NL63
Nine had RSV
Eight had bocavirus
Seven had an adeno
Six had HKU1
Five had MPV
Four had OC43
Three had an entero
Two had paraflu
and a few had what we call HRV
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Thanks to Katherine Arden and Cassandra Faux for helping me put these together back in 2008.